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Text Post Mon, Sep. 01, 2014 289,411 notes

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

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Text Post Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 479,306 notes

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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Text Post Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 302,091 notes

keepcalm-anddontpanic:

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

Meanwhile in the US 8 year olds are allowed to shoot guns.

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Text Post Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 266,157 notes

jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

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Text Post Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 495,296 notes

perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

Like every song by Bo Burnham. Every line is so great, that I have to listen like 5 times to get all the jokes.

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clara-hamish-winchester:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

I was in a choir in high school and when pluto got declassified my director ordered this song called like “You’ll Always e a Planet To Me” and we wore white jackets and glasses and performed this gorgeous emotional ballad and it should have received way more accolades

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Text Post Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 147,864 notes

officialmegane:

Unnecessary love triangles

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did you mean the entire teen fiction section

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sciencetoastudent:

thepageofhopes:

signifi-cunt:

liberalsarecool:

One of the reasons your tuition is high and classes are getting cut.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

fact checked and…apparently this is completely correct.

And people wonder and complain when I am “down” on sports.

sciencetoastudent:

thepageofhopes:

signifi-cunt:

liberalsarecool:

One of the reasons your tuition is high and classes are getting cut.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

fact checked and…apparently this is completely correct.

And people wonder and complain when I am “down” on sports.

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